racketstory:

pamelabeesly:

uno is a great card game it’s just filled with smiles and laughter and numbers and colors and everything is right in the world until someone skips you because then it gets real fuckin personal real fuckin fast

 (via birdcage)

  #yes

tastefullyoffensive:

"Margaret, I don’t think they’re open on Sundays."

  #omg

prowlzerz:

Monster Cocks is ‘owned’ by Hat Films

Hat Films are part of The Yogscast

The Yogscast are part of Polaris

Polaris is owned by Maker Studios

Maker Studios is part of Disney

Disney owns monster cocks.

  #omg

annieedisons:

get to know me meme - [3/5] movies - spirited away

once you meet someone, you never really forget them.

ktabeau:

Am I doing this right

  #omg
  #omg   #cats   #yes

fleshcircus:

awkward

  #omg

otarrato:

octoberwaffle:

I got bored at work.

THE NIDORANS

this is the best thing ever oh my GOD

  #omg   #pokemon   #yes

thegirl-inred:

toned-tanned-fit-andready:

v0nlaust:

caliiforniadreaming-xo:

gothicstan:

localised:

do you ever get the urge to get up in the middle of the night while everyone else is fast asleep and just walk places and to be completely alone and entirely dedicated to your thoughts

yes but the problem is i dont want to get murdered u feel me

i feel you 

we all feel you 

why are so many people touching me

This is why you don’t walk around in the middle of the night

  #omg

ave-aria:

borl2008:

Yup

okay, storytime. At a group sleepover, there’s this girl, the most innocent thing you’ve ever met, k? She nods off on the couch early on in the night. As everyone’s getting ready to play cards, one of my friends lean back and hears her mumbling in her sleep.

My friend motions for everyone to be quiet. The girl snuggles her blanket, smiles, and in the sweetest voice, says, “Go on, Brandon. You can jump. It’s only 30 stories.”

  #omg   #HAHAHA